She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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