you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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