I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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