Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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