my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for