what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him