i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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