I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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