Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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