Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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