I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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