I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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