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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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