My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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