1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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