I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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