Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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