did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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