sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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