I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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