They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
its liver damage thursday
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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