windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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