I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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