im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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