wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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