Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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