Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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