i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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