Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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