i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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