just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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