I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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