I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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