Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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