Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Someone stole a lamp last night.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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