3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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