Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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