I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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