Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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