have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
