i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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