It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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