a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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