we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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