Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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