i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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