Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
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quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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