he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I love you.
Bad choice
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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