Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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