i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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