i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I lost the right to judge tonight
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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