Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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