what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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