in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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