What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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