im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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