Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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