I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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